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How devoted of a listener are you? You think you know it all dont you? Then take the Loveline Quiz and see how you rank against others! NOTE: In order to know some of these answers, you may have to be a listener of the radio show. Stop back soon for many more questions.


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1. Dr. Drew's children are:
Twin Boys
Triplet Boys
Twin Girls
Triplets: Two Boys and a Girl
Two Girls and a Boy

2. When Adam was young and crazy his friends and him would:
Sneek into houses and take a crap in the bath tub.
Have poo slinging fights.
Stick gum in each others hair.
Raise cattle for extra cash.

3. Adam Carolla is the:
Mayor of Boobville.
Philosopher Warrior.
King of Masturbation.
All of the above.

4. Which of the following is NOT one of Adam's favorite shows:
Beavis and Butthead.
Baywatch.
The Simpsons.
None of the above.

5. Adam had a friend of his:
Arrested for crapping in his bath tub.
Shave his ass.
Tattoo 'I love big jugs' on his arm.

6. Adam's favorite Drew Drop is:
'Pee on this stick'
'Faggot better run'
'I've had anal sex'

7. This guy used to be a host along with Adam and Drew:
Carrot Top.
Riki Rachtman.
Bob Saggot.
Chris Night.

8. At the end of each show, Adam says:
Kiss my ass America!
Mahallo.
My ass hurts.
We outta here!

9. Adam used to work:
In an adult video store.
for MTV hosting the Headbangers Ball.
as a DJ at KROQ.
in construction.
at Sizzler.

10. One of Adam's old girlfriends was a:
porn star.
a stripper
waitress at Hooters.
manager of a porn shop.
actress in the movie Busty Babe Warriors.

11. Adam claims to have a:
nice gym dick.
large penis.
hairy back.
case of the happies.
fetish with hairy legs.

12. Adam's invention - the Love Grommet is:
a ring placed around the base of the penis, preventing blood from leaving - resulting in a greater or more prolonged erection.
a cushioned donut shaped device that goes over the penis, creating a buffer area so the penis only goes in so far as well as making a spring back motion.
a sex game where the women tosses rings trying to land them around the erect penis.

13. Engineer Mike's latest creation with Drew Drops is titled - the:
Dr. Drew Boogie.
Dr. Drew Shuffle.
Dr. Drew Rap
Dr. Drew Sonnet.
Dr. Drew Mix.

14. If Dr. Drew is out of town, this Dr. often takes his place:
Dr. Katz.
Dr. Vince.
Dr. James.
Dr. Ray.
Dr. Bruce.

15. When Adam was a youngster, sometimes the only thing he had to eat was:
bread and water.
bugs.
weeds.
bee's honey.
None of the above.

16. If Adam hears Drew say something he thinks would make a good Drew Drop he tells engineer Mike:
Rap that one up for us Mike.
Yo M.C. Mike, roll up that dope Drew Drop.
Mike, put that one on a cart.
Drrreeeww Droooop!
Get that one Mike!
EXCELLENT!

17. Does Adam prefer pie or cake?
Cake.
Pie.